Terms & Conditions (Including Shipping Policy)
Effective Date: March 21st, 2025
Welcome to store.colefekert.com (the “Site,” “we,” or “us”). These Terms & Conditions (the “Terms”) lay down the smackdown (constitute the legally binding agreement) between you (“you” or “the customer”) and us. By steppin’ into the ring (using this Site), you agree to these rules—or tap out now (cease use immediately), brother, no hard feelings!
1. General Use & Acceptance
By shopping or browsing, you’re confirming that:
- You’re old enough to throw down a legal contract (have legal capacity).
- You’ve read these Terms and swallowed ’em whole (agree to comply fully).
We reserve the right to change the rules whenever the hell we feel like it (at our sole discretion). Keep up or get left behind!
2. Intellectual Property
All artwork, images, designs, and text are Cole Fekert’s intellectual property. Don’t even think about swiping our badass creations for your bootleg merch (unauthorized use is strictly prohibited and actionable under applicable laws), unless you’re ready to go one-on-one with the legal equivalent of Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania III. Dig it?
3. Product Descriptions & Print-on-Demand Nature
- Custom Production: Everything is freshly printed via Printify when ordered. No dusty-ass inventory collecting spiderwebs (no pre-produced stock is held).
- Slight Variations: Screen colors might differ slightly from reality—don’t lose your shit over minor variations (such variations are considered normal).
- Availability: Blame Printify if your country misses out—it ain’t personal, it’s logistical (availability varies by country).
4. SHIPPING POLICY
The only question bigger than “What the hell am I buying?” is, “When the hell will I get it?” Here’s the deal:
4.1 Fulfillment & Carrier
- Printify does the heavy lifting. We’re not personally kissing your shirt goodbye at the post office (we use third-party fulfillment providers).
- Carriers: Typically USPS, FedEx, UPS, DHL, or their international buddies (third-party shipping carriers).
4.2 Shipping Times
- Production Time: Usually 2–7 business days, depending on how swamped the printers are.
- Transit Time: In the U.S., another 2–5 business days. Internationally, expect 1–4 weeks depending on customs and postal gremlins.
These are estimates—not promises (we do not guarantee shipping times). Don’t bring pitchforks if the mailman takes his sweet-ass time.
4.3 Shipping Costs
- Domestic (U.S.): Shipping costs are upfront and honest—no sneaky fees at checkout (final costs are provided at checkout).
- International: Costs more because geography’s a bitch. Some items might not ship internationally, and customs fees are all you, amigo (customer is responsible for any customs duties or fees).
4.4 Delivery Issues
- Lost or Damaged: If your package is MIA or looks like Andre the Giant sat on it, hit us up. We’ll investigate, but remember, we’re relying on the carrier’s honesty here (we will cooperate with the carrier’s investigation).
- Returned Packages: If your stuff comes back because your address sucks or you ghosted on pickup, reshipping costs fall squarely on your shoulders (customer responsible for reshipping fees).
5. Returns & Refunds
Refer our Returns & Refunds policy. Capisce?
6. Payment
We accept credit cards, PayPal, and maybe even a few magic beans (secure payment methods). Payments are secure and encrypted. If your payment’s sketchy, we ain’t shipping squat until we see cold, hard cash (orders subject to verification).
7. User Conduct & Access
Don’t hack our shit, spam comments, or act like a jackass (prohibited activities include hacking, spamming, or unlawful actions). We’ll bounce you faster than Randy Savage drops an elbow from the top rope. We reserve the right to cancel orders anytime we smell bullshit, fraud, or trouble (orders can be canceled at our discretion).
8. Limitation of Liability
We don’t promise perfection, uninterrupted service, or error-free printing (we disclaim warranties to the fullest extent allowed by law). We ain’t liable for indirect damages or drama (not liable for consequential or incidental damages). Your state’s laws may vary, but we limit our liability to the absolute legal minimum.
9. Governing Law & Dispute Resolution
These Terms are ruled by the badass laws of California (governed by California law), without regard to conflicting rules. Any disputes get sorted in Los Angeles County courts—or ideally, over beers and arm-wrestling contests (exclusive jurisdiction in Los Angeles County).
10. Indemnification
You agree to shield us (Cole Fekert and crew) from any fallout due to your stupidity or rule-breaking antics (indemnify us from claims arising from your misuse). We won’t pay for your screw-ups.
11. Termination
Break the rules, and we’ll send you packing (we reserve the right to terminate your access). Hell, we might even shut down and retreat to the woods for peace and quiet (we reserve the right to cease operations). Either way, it’s our call.
12. Entire Agreement
These Terms, plus our Privacy Policy and Refund & Returns Policy, represent the whole shebang (entire agreement between parties). If a judge kills one part, the rest keeps fighting (severability).
13. Contact Us
Got questions, concerns, or cookies? Reach us at: Email: himself@colefekert.com
End of Terms
Thanks for making it through this legal smackdown—now grab some kickass art, or hit the bricks, jabroni!