Description
Gordon Freeman’s day has really gone downhill. First, he accidentally nukes a microwave casserole in Black Mesa’s break room, and now, some masked Combine goons are hauling him away. In Gordon’s mind, he’s pretty sure this arrest is all about that culinary disaster from yesterday—never mind that it’s actually been over 20 years and he’s the savior of humanity. But hey, all he’s thinking about is that damn casserole. Inspired by the legendary Democracy Manifest meme—where a guy famously declares, “I was simply enjoying a succulent Chinese meal” while being arrested—this shirt takes the hilarity to the Half-Life universe. Because, let’s be honest, even Gordon Freeman has no idea what’s going on half the time. Wear it, and confuse the Combine right back!
.: The unisex cotton crew tee comes with a light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)) making it an excellent all-season choice. Made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 |
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